THE NEXT SHOW I’m producing:
UPCOMING SHOWS
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UPCOMING SHOWS *
AUGUST
ARIZONA AFTER DARK VARIETY COMEDY SHOW
AUGUST 28 — 7:30 PM
Hundred Mile Brewing Company
Scottsdale, AZ
HOSTING FOR
JULIO GONZALEZ
SEPTEMBER 4 & 5
(MULTIPLE TIMES)
Stir Crazy Comedy Club
Glendale, AZ
SEPTEMBER
“INSIDE”
COMEDY SHOWCASE
(WITH CATS)
SEPTEMBER 18 — 7:30 PM (DOORS 7)
Phx Cat Cafe (North)
Glendale, AZ
STREET BREW
AFTER DARK
(FEATURING FOR
JORGE RUIZ)
SEPTEMBER 25 — 7 PM
Street Brew Coffee
Scottsdale, AZ
THE 44 MUSIC BAR’S
COMEDY NIGHT
(OPENING/HOSTING)
SEPTEMBER 26 — 7 PM
The 44 Live Music Bar
Glendale, AZ
“FIRE IN THE HOLE”
STAND UP
COMEDY CHALLENGE
OCTOBER 2 — 7 PM
Lenora’s Comedy Club
(inside Let It Roll Bowl)
Phoenix, AZ
BEYOND
COMING SOON
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*Red highlight = produced by Garret Schwartz
I MAKE ALL MY OWN MERCH
Designed and made by hand by Garret Schwartz. If you come to a show, you might have heard the joke that this shirt was based on - it’s a dark subject, but the joke and the shirt actually provide a positive message… Don’t get a false sense of security out there!
If you buy a shirt, I'll include a free sticker too! Also available separately.
Stickers with attitude!
This design is inspired by a line from Garret’s joke about his hometown, Prescott, Arizona. All stickers are designed and made with love by Garret Schwartz in Phoenix, Arizona.
Size: 2.5” x 1.75”
Perfect for your water bottle, public restrooms, a light pole in a weird part of town. Not safe for pet or medical purposes.
Designed and made by hand by Garret Schwartz.
If you buy a shirt, I'll include a free sticker too! Also available separately.
GARRET WAS
HERE
(performing)
