THE NEXT SHOW I’m producing:
UPCOMING SHOWS
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UPCOMING SHOWS *
OCTOBER
FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE COMPETITION
OCTOBER 22 - 7 PM
Stir Crazy Comedy Club
Glendale, AZ
STREET BREW
AFTER DARK
(FEATURING FOR
JORGE RUIZ)
NOVEMBER 1 — 7 PM
Street Brew Coffee
Scottsdale, AZ
NOVEMBER
HOSTING FOR
JON STRINGER
DECEMBER 31
AND JANUARY 1 & 2
(MULTIPLE TIMES)
Stir Crazy Comedy Club
Glendale, AZ
BEYOND
COMING SOON
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*Red highlight = produced by Garret Schwartz
I MAKE ALL MY OWN MERCH
Designed and made by hand by Garret Schwartz. If you come to a show, you might have heard the joke that this shirt was based on - it’s a dark subject, but the joke and the shirt actually provide a positive message… Don’t get a false sense of security out there!
If you buy a shirt, I'll include a free sticker too! Also available separately.
Stickers with attitude!
This design is inspired by a line from Garret’s joke about his hometown, Prescott, Arizona. All stickers are designed and made with love by Garret Schwartz in Phoenix, Arizona.
Size: 2.5” x 1.75”
Perfect for your water bottle, public restrooms, a light pole in a weird part of town. Not safe for pet or medical purposes.
Designed and made by hand by Garret Schwartz.
If you buy a shirt, I'll include a free sticker too! Also available separately.
GARRET WAS
HERE
(performing)
